I got a letter today form Medium Interventions Team Leader Tim Lintott that made me groan from the bottom of my soul. It’s dated 13 February 2008.
He starts by reminding me that he doesn’t have external email! Come on Tim, we are well into the 21st century now, look HMRC plough millions of tax pounds into promoting online tax returns, the least you can do is start using email.
Anyway, he then goes on, “I am able to make your suggested meeting on 25 February at 3.00pm… [I] shall attend along with Mr Button from this office at the suggested time.”
Now, in the email I sent Tim (via his boss Carol Mellor - who has email - carol.mellor@hmrc.gsi.gov.uk) I said “I I'm trusting that as you are a supervisor you will not feel the need to be accompanied by a second Inspector.” There are two very good reasons for this: they are both previous meetings I’ve had with HMRC, it’s always two against one - why do they need two inspectors? I’m unrepresented, untrained and know little about HMRC’s rules - do I really pose such a huge threat?
Tim goes on, “My expectation is that we shall establish finally whether the hearing is to be made before the General or Special Commissioners.” This has already been discussed in detail (a lengthy telephone call of 10 Jan 2008) and Tim knows my plans. I want to challenge the validity of HMRC’s second set of figures (see schedule) with the General Commissioners and then take the whole case to the Special Commissioners. Tim, himself, agreed to this in the phone call.
Tim goes on, “… we can also discuss in broad terms the contents of the Statement of Agreed Facts. I should point out that I will not be personally drawing up this statement although I shall be actively advising those who will.”
Now this is the deeply depressing bit - what Tim is saying is he has no power or authority in this matter. In the words of Kurtz “You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.” [there is a small prize for the first person to name the film.]
Sigh, anyway, so what Tim seems to be saying is he’s bringing a friend with him and no matter what happens or what I say nothing will really change. The idea that he will be “actively advising” his superiors is ludicrous - I mean I can “actively advise” HMRC boss Dave Hartnett (dave.hartnett@hmrc.gsi.gov.uk) about how to run a better tax system, it’s meaningless.
Tim goes on to say, “… we will be aiming to bring our own recording equipment.” Even here Tim doesn’t seem able to say he definitely will - and he even seems unwilling to commit to a specific type of recording device.
Oh, on a tangent I’d like to take this moment to “actively advise” Dave Hartnett to tape all interviews, the police do it and HMRC interviews are certainly no less adversarial: tape everything, then there are no disputes later about what has been said.
But back to the letter, the whole thing is ridiculous: here we have somebody with no external email and no power who doesn’t want to venture out on his own and might (or might not) bring “recording equipment” with him.
Who is making the decisions in this case, who is Tim fronting for? Let’s cut to the chase.